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Woop woop. There are no "anything skimpy" pictures on this blog post. Just words. And one screenshot of some dudes.

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To continue reading the words, but not see any photos of anyone—myself included—with their shirt off, click the jump.

Luckily, my friend Nickey was up for tagging along to the event.

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Nickey is the kind of friend who makes terrible things hilarious and she participates in things like Queer Bike Porn nights without even being forced to, so I figured she would be a pro at the lingerie party. I felt absurd biking through downtown in the getup, but as I got closer to the Crystal Ballroom, I started to notice a lot of people who looked a lot like me.

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They were all heading to the riotously popular '80s dance night occurring one floor above the lingerie party. As we pushed through the happy, neon crowd into the dim confines of Lola's Room, the reality of our party emerged: About 30 people Sexy lingerie party girl wanted awkwardly around the bar, clustered with friends and avoiding the empty dance floor at all costs.

It turned out Nickey and I had arrived at the most awkward time of the extraordinarily awkward party—the "Gentlemen's Club Band" was taking a Get fuck in Birch Tree Missouri. While we got drinks and waited for the live music to start up again, Nickey and I surveyed the sparse crowd.

A couple guys in board shorts, a group of four girls in sexy Moulin Rouge outfits, some other people in vaguely skimpy shorts and shirts, and one dude in a button-down collared shirt, khakis, and oxfords who stood smack in the middle of the room sipping a drink alone.

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I still can't tell if they're joking. I don't think they really know whether they're joking either. The music brought the party-goers out of their corners and into the far-too-brightly-lit dancing section of the bar.

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Nickey and I decided it was go time. I took off my shirt and she slipped into Sexy lingerie party girl wanted riot grrl outfit consisting of a giant pink nightgown and combat boots.

It's funny, though—when there's not that many people at a party, the people who actually want to have a good time work double hard to make it happen. The undies-wearers who actually had the guts to get onto the dance floor shook their booties with abandon.

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He stripped them off and edged onto to the dance floor.

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