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When we went away for college, we tried charming the pants off women with our quick wit and short stories, but we ended up in the friend zone more often than not. Then happened. All of a sudden chicks were coming up to us and saying, "Oh my god, you I want a cute chubby guy like the guy from The Hangover.

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Not really. He seems much taller than us, and his beard is manlier than ours. However, a tight shirt, vintage sunglasses and a kick-ass personality is just enough to confuse indie-alt cuties into cooing "Oh, Zach!

What else I want a cute chubby guy it about a chubby guy that melts a woman's heart like a chocolate bar under the sun? Here are some reasons why dating a dude with the body of 19th century Spanish king might be appetizing. He's funny. Every chub we know is funny. They're either funny-looking or depend on self-deprecating humor to win over lady friends. Fat dudes know they're fat.

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They decide to either a do something about it because they're insecure, or b do something about it that'll get them laid. For a while it worked for Chris Farley, and even the fat dude from Superbad gets busy sometimes.

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He's always down for sex. Chubsters were still jacking off into a napkin at the end of the night before everyone cgubby in love with Zach Galiwhatever.

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As he gained a little popularity, so did the desire for funny, cuddly teddy bears. Naturally, if chubby's dream girl wants to get down, he's going to snatch the bait. It's mutually beneficial. You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter s - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!

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We haven't always been a vegetarian, and we can take you somewhere with fire steak or dank burgers. You're always the prettier one. This is Miami, a city full of closeted gay dudes that call themselves I want a cute chubby guy. Guys that want to look like Christiano Ronaldo and keep bottles of hair gel in their purses. Wnat haven't used hair gel since we danced our cousin's quinces, I want a cute chubby guy have any of the other chubby cats we know.

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It takes an extraordinary girl to have sex with a fat guy, a very confident woman. Your friends probably aren't comfortable cuddling naked under ice cream-stained sheets and giggling I want a cute chubby guy the cute things chubsters do that make people laugh. They'd rather go jogging with their MMA-obsessed boyfriends or tan at the I want a cute chubby guy all day.

But be careful, Bored to Deathstarring Zach Galifianakis, kicks off its second season on HBO at the end of September, and your friends may finally catch the chubster bug.

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