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After halloween hookup was your typical Halloween party and we quickly befriended a group of guys from our dorm because their outfits were particularly amusing. One guy was dressed up as a cowgirl and the other as Richard Simmons, complete with a leotard and afro hair wig.

Later that night, cowgirl and I were walking hand in hand around the party when I caught one of my friends locking lips with the one and only Richard Simmons! Immediately I burst out laughing, she After halloween hookup absolutely ridiculous making out with a guy in a skintight body suit that left little to the imagination.

And while this was a hilarious sight, I quickly realized my own scenario was not much better! Here I was in a dark corner with a boy After halloween hookup as a girl. I have some advice After halloween hookup the ladies and fellas if you are looking to score this weekend or on the 31st.

The key to landing a French kiss or antibiotic prescription on Halloween is your costume. I have been wearing costumes since the womb and even got paid to do itso I am an After halloween hookup expert. Wear a mask if you are ugly as piss. This is a no-brainer.

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Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Do funny and you will be unstoppable. However, these Baywatch chicks screwed this whole thing by not wearing mustaches.

These costumes are annoying and your hookup prospect will need a tool box to get you undressed. Sorry, that After halloween hookup harsh. I made this mistake one year dressed like a Oompa Loompa with orange face paint.

I found a gal who was too drunk to realize I was unattractive and graciously made out with me in a closet. We After halloween hookup emerged from said closet with orange faces and her Trojan Warrior body builder costumed boyfriend almost changed Oompa Loompa to Hospital Patient. Also, try not to give people nightmares if you want to sleep with them.

Wear a fanny pack.