Dating coaches Nora Blake and Mike Fiore reveal the ‘5 Things Men Never Want To Encounter In Bed” in this video for Digital Romance TV.
Number one: Dead fish.
When a man is with a woman and she just lays there the entire time- we could call her a ‘dead fish’. There’s no moaning, no feedback or anything. Her hips aren’t moving at all. Actually, a fish from the ocean is better because it flops around.
Number two: Doing what her ex-boyfriend used to like in bed.
This is freaking horrible. This happens when a woman thought that just because her ex-boyfriend liked this or that, then that’s what men like. Every man is different. It’s fun to explore with the person you’re with as opposed to going with the standard thing, but don’t assume men like the same thing.
Number three: Being the sex critic.
This is when the woman you’re with is telling you you’re doing it wrong the entire time. Communication and dirty talk is wonderful. But constantly telling a guy things like, “Do it this way”, “No, not there”, or “Why won’t you fuck me the way I wanna be fucked?”- you’re not gonna have a hard-on to play with for long.
Number four: The guilt monster.
This occurs when you have sex with somebody and then they’re racked with obvious guilt for having sex with you. The reasons could be religious and a lot of other things.
Number five: The surprise penis.
The word ‘surprise’ is the important part here. If you’re a gay man or you’re into lady boys, you’re gonna expect to find a penis. Never shock somebody by having a dick. They should know about it before you get to that point.
About Michael Fiore
Michael Fiore is a relationship expert and has helped millions of women across the world have better relationships and Nora is his co-host.